THAT WASHING MACHINE IS A DRUMMING MONSTER!

Seriously, this appliance has become a real beast. It sounds like a metal band in here every time I start it. The cylinders are banging around like they're possessed, and the whole house is trembling. I swear I can hear it laughing at my laundry! Just I should try a different detergent? Should I just move out and live in a hotel? I'm starti